they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again
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Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.
Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“
“NO”
i cant control my hand suddenly
Everyone has seen this post, right? Right?
it's two of you against three of them. choose your battle partner wisely.
this is where im mentally at. moist, covered in wet swamp slop. happy life
Fun fact: octogenarian Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley is one of the few members of Congress who manages his own twitter account directly